The Taco Chip Mess
D-Dark rye bread. Garlic and preserved lemon mustard, which is really good usually but not when you fuck up like this. Boar's Head meats, including sausalito turkey, black forest ham, and thin sliced pepperoni. Dill havarti cheese, which was just moronic in this situation. And then, of course, taco-flavored Doritos, all crushed up.
Look, I don't know what to tell you. Sometimes this is what Sandwich Sundays is about: experimentation. And sometimes experiments go bad and you have to take a few bites of a frankenfuckingnasty sandwich. I will say, the chips created some nice texture, especially since I didn't try to legitimize this beast with some nice crisp vegetables. Ah well, live and learn.